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Want a good laugh ?

Posted by Lakshmi

 Saturday, 5 March  2011


My trusty Kodak camera which I had been using for the last 3 years played out on me in the midst of clicking away.  Having no choice but to buy a new one, I finally bought another one. Problem is, I can't seem to transfer the pictures  from the new camera ( hey !, I did try and try and try  on my own  first.  I'm not that ' ulu ' you know ! ) until I get hold of my daughter to show me again.


Anyway, by way of compensation of the pictures, I received a few good jokes via my email  and thought I'd share them  with my readers . .. ............................................. have a hearty laugh on me folks !








Why Planning is important

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of only 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name......................... (2 MARKS)
Q.2. which tyre  burst  ? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!


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A worn out wife's poetry goes like this ...



WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

And not to be outdone, the husband's one goes like this ...



                                                         HUSBAND:
                       
The rain makes all things beautiful.
                                           The grass and flowers too.
                                     If rain makes all things beautiful
                                         Why doesn't it rain on you?


  
                                      

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Now, this is a specially tailored ( I think this should be made compulsory )  seminar which all would be husbands and existing ones should attend..................................................................


 WICOE

  (Women In Charge Of Everything)


    Is proud to announce the opening of its


EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE;

DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum



DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available.




And my last one for the day, is in the form of  pictures which says,  well,  you make it out yourself ...........................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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What can you say to this  guy below ? Mmmmm, send him to the Sahara desert, perhaps?



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I saved the best one for last ..........................................................




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Happy reading 


Lakshmi



Ps: if you have any good ones to share, do send it to my email n I'll put it up here.  We need more laughter these days than anything else.

2 Responses to Want a good laugh ?

  1. Blossom inch

    now that are so funny! of course you are not that "ulu" you are so modern la...

    Hugs

  2. Lakshmi

    Hi ya Blossom inch

    True, when I read it the first time, it tickled me too.
    What's happening at your end? Long time no c .......... Come on over ya


    Lakshmi

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